So, Singer Usher Just Showed His Dick on Snapchat

Naked Usher Shows Penis on Snapchat

Most of the Internet is freaking out right now because Usher just randomly snuck a dick pick into his Snapchat story. The Burn and DJ Got Us Fallin in Love singer, 37, took a selfie while sitting in a tiled steam room, and includes the caption "Blowinoffsteam." The emoji is coyly placed over part of his junk, but you can definitely see enough penis and ball to make you pine for the old days when Snapchat was a one stop dick shop. 

Many were speculating that the picture was a phony because, due to the angle, it looks like his body was put in a food dehydrator. Ask any Instagram bitch though - hold that camera high enough and you can be fucking Ally McBeal!

In order to find out for myself I added Usher on my Snapchat, and low and behold, in the middle of the most random Snaps I've ever seen* I finally saw his puppy dog face looking up at me with a nice dick nestled between his two tiny legs! In the same series there was also this sweaty pic from a better angle, proving that he's still got that nice muscly bod that we all fell in love with decades ago.

Thanks for the super random dick, Usher!  

*If you follow Usher on Snapchat you can be privileged to about 5 minutes of him eating crab legs at a restaurant.