Celebrate St. Patty’s Day by Fucking A Guy Who Is Green To Gay Sex

March 17, 2016
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Apparently a few balloons on the ground, a single strand of beads, and some green glasses make a gay porn scene at MenPOV.

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Oh. And by glasses, I mean beer goggles. Imagine waking up to this face every morning:

Thankfully, this is fake - Blayne Wilson and Jordan Boss were just playing around with beer goggles before their St. Patrick's Day-themed gay porn scene started, showing us what Blayne would look like...hypothetically. Then again, we've seen some gay porn companies use the magic of filters, makeup, and photoshop to do everything from hide acne, to make dicks enormous. Remember when Seamus O'Reilly's dick was the same size as Rocco Steele's in "Permission"?

So you never know.

GayRoom seems to be the only gay porn company releasing any St. Patrick's day themed porn, because why not?

Throw some balloons on the floor to call it a party, have Blayne Wilson wear a single strand of green beads and a hat, and have Jordan Boss wear a green pair of glasses / beer goggles. Then, make Blayne Wilson ride cutie porn model Jordan Boss's cock, claim that Jordan is a straight guy trying gay sex for the first time (though Jordan has shot porn before, including at Men.com), add some Cetaphil cum shots at the end, and you have yourself a gay porn scene.

The cetaphil cum shot was completely unnecessary too. Look how much cum Jordan Boss shoots on his own! Blayne's face is already covered, and Jordan is already shooting off another pop shot!