February 29, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
I originally wasn't going to post these photos of Vine and YouTube star Jake Paul's dick, because as far as I can tell there's no great way to verify that it's even his. Celebs without identifiable tattoos are the fucking worst! It's been a couple weeks now since I first caught wind of this tall cut dong, and now that everyone else seems to be writing about it I figure, why the hell not. This isn't Spotlight.
Jake Paul is one of the zillion hotties who should have done porn but instead ended up being social media stars. "UM, EXCUSE ME?" - the multitalented Calum McSwiggan. The blonde hottie uses Vine and YouTube to make videos that are supposed to be comedic, but mostly just show off his hot bod and make teen gays hump their fists. With 4.9 million followers on Vine, 1.8 million followers on Instagram, and millions of views on some YouTube videos, Jake is able to live entirely off of his social presence. Since in the Vine world I freebase Werther's Originals and need help crossing the road, I don't think I'm the target audience for Jake's work, which explains why this...
makes me want to die.
Today's dick pics in question came about through a Twitter account with the handle @jakepaulsdick. In addition to the two nude pictures, the account claims that "JAKE PAUL NEEDS TO BE EXPOSED HE SUCKS." Working on it bb! In building the case for these to be actual pictures of Jake's dick, the Twitter account points out that Paul went to Westlake High School outside of Cleveland, OH. Since the school's green and white colors match the sweatpants in the pics, we have proof that it's his. Works for me! Since Jake has a cute brother, Logan Paul, let's hope nice pale pink dicks and bad decisions run in the fam!
Via OMG Blog