James Franco's New and Improved Instabod
While this new Instagram photo (above) making the gay rounds is obviously of Edward Norton and Michael Vartan's illegitimate butt baby, we'll just go along with everyone else and pretend that it's actor / performance artist / painter / educator / pepperoni nipple advocate James Franco. As many of you may know, James has been heading towards dad bod territory for a while now and although that's A OK, if not encouraged, the Internet seems to be pretty pleased with this new photo, which Franco captioned "New Look."
While many feel that James Franco's personality is completely insufferable, you have to admit that he probably smells bad. The king of pandering to the pink dollar is like Nick Jonas without the youth and amazing upper ass beard that I look at every damn day from time to time, but James definitely brings the sexy in his own way. Franco's new Instagram picture, which shows the actor covered in fake tattoos for his upcoming role in Why Him?, reveals a six pack and a truly glorious V cut. While this is the Insta post that broke the Internet's back, Franco has actually been dropping hints at a new sexy bod for a while now (check 'em out below). If James actually had that beard in the first picture then maybe I'd start to fall for all of his gay shit! Would you put the new James in your mouth?