Jesus Christ! Top 5 Hottest Jesus Actors Nude

Talk about a res-erection! It's time to remember the reason for the season with the Top 5 hottest nude actors who have portrayed Jesus on the big and small screens. Obvy! Jesus is known for getting people to their knees, and the gorgeous Hollywood hunks on today's list all bring something special to the role of the man who turned water into fine ass wine. Like those loaves of bread, get prepared to be split in half!  

5) Willem Dafoe in The Loveless (1982)

*We're all seeing that in addition to back sac he gives great back dick as well, right? 

Played Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)

4) Ralph Fiennes in Sunshine (1999)

Voiced a puppet Jesus in The Miracle Maker (2000)

3) Jeremy Sisto in Six Feet Under

*Most known for Clueless (1995) and being the insanely hot DILF on Suburgatory

Played Jesus in Jesus (1999)

2) Christian Bale in American Psycho (2000)

Played Jesus in Mary Mother of Jesus (1999)

1) Ewan McGregor in Young Adam (2003)

Played Jesus in Last Days in the Desert (2015)