Big Red: Top 5 Hottest Celebrity Santas Nude

A guy who loves squeeing into tight spaces, unloading his sack, AND giving out presents? Put a ring on it! If you believe that the true meaning of Christmas is grazing against a mall Santa Claus in between your shopping trips, grl do I have a list for you. Some of the hottest guys in Hollywood have donned the red gear for their movie roles, and this Top 5 list takes a look at their sexiest naked scenes. (Side note: Google has officially flagged me as a Tim Allen stalker (an honor obviously) because I've searched every combination of the words Tim, Allen, penis, butt, nude, and naked imaginable. Nada. I remember those jeans in Home Improvement! I know he's packing!) Anyway, thankfully our Tim-less list still has enough hotties to get your chestnuts a poppin'! 

5) Steve Guttenberg in The Bedroom Window (1987)

*Am I the only one who didn't realize Steve had this gorgeous ass?

Santa Clause in Single Santa Seeks Mrs. Claus (2004)

4) Alec Baldwin in The Getaway (1994)

Was the voice of Santa in Rise of the Guardians (2012)

*It was pointed out to me that this is probably the sexiest guy on my list. 

3) Ben Affleck in Gone Girl (2014)

Dressed as Santa in Reindeer Games (2000)

2) Jake Gyllenhaal in Love and Other Drugs (2010)

Did this in Jarhead (2005)

1) Ryan Phillippe in Catch Hell (2014)

Did this in 54 (1998)

Bonus: A non nude but definitely sexy pic of Tim Allen, AKA the ultimate Santa.