A 12 Inch Dick That You Will Want to Sit On

There are so many thoughts going through my head after seeing today's video. 1) Oh, my, God 2) Shish kebab me! and 3) At what point would a dick just go up in your intestines and kill you? I normally play things safe but I'd be willing to pull some stunts if it meant I could get close to this truly breathtaking specimen of dick! Since jerking it off would take a team of skilled professionals and sucking it would bruise your brain, the only way to attack this thing would be to brace yourself and get skewered! 

Via xHamster