October 19, 2015 | Posted in Editorial Features by
Well good morning! There's nothing like sitting down at your computer with a cup of coffee to find that the "Trending" section of Facebook actually features something of value! Do I care about Taylor Swift's most recent "Squad?" Well, kinda. But I REALLY care about a room full of naked football players!
Yesterday someone named Albert Breer conducted a post-game interview with the Cincinnati Bengals' Adam "Pacman" Jones after the team's 34-21 win over the Bills. Most of the world has no idea what the hell he's saying because there is a room full of naked football players in the background!
During the NFL Network's interview my favorite camera crew ever didn't notice that this was a locker room, and that a bunch of players were changing in the background. Apparently the norm is to interview people against a wall or a row of lockers, because football players can't wait to strip off their clothes and hit the showers together. At around the 40 second mark watch out for some foreground penis, and at the 36 second mark see the butt and tan line that's going to get me through this Monday.