Our office bathroom has a bottle of Apple Pie Febreze Air Effects next to the toilet, which can only mean one thing... the magic of Fall is here! Yes, the time of year when you buy tiny gourds and wonder how they last so long is upon us, and when you're not busy defriending people who post something like "Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower," you'll be busy catching the new awesome, thoughtful, and provocative shows on network television (leading the pack for the most hilarious reviews so far is ABC's blowout, Dr. Ken).
DC's Legends Of Tomorrow
Honestly there are a few programs that look promising this season—I'm already freebasing Scream Queens—but this list isn't about the artistic quality of Fall's new network TV lineup. No, no, no, no. It's about the men in 2015's fresh batch of series who have dared to show us their butts and peens in the past. Before you check out what's on the small screen, absorb the big contributions these fellas have made in the past. While I've tried to be as comprehensive as possible, the big five have thrown a lot at the wall this year to see what sticks, and there's a chance I missed a couple of... penises. Ok, here we blow!
In alphabetical order:
HOODIES. BOOTS. SWEATERS. PUMPKINS. TEA. CRISP AIR. LATE NIGHTS. SCARVES. BONFIRES. PENISES. BUTTS. JIZZ.