It's not unusual to experiment with various objects when trying to please your hungry hippo. Especially as a curious youngster, without the luxury of an Amazon account or personal mailing address, many a self respecting gay has smeared Vaseline on whatever was handy and given it a whirl. As adults, we still understand that the finer things in life can be found in the produce aisle.
There is no judgement here, as two of these things have been up my secret. So, What's the weirdest thing you've had up your butt? Leave you comments below.
PS: Click here for a list of objects that have gotten stuck in butts.