August 13, 2015 | Posted in Celebrity by
Zac Efron has grown up to be quite the lovely man. He's gorgeous, a gay advocate, and he recently announced that he's going to be in an R-rated Baywatch movie. Let's look at his body.
That awkward moment when you get hard in a movie theater and give yourself a spit rubdown in the bathroom. JK?
We're all lucky today.
Don't forget the fuzz. Do. Not. Forget the fuzz.
In the words of a famous poet: "Could you be mine? Would you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor and cum on my face?" Or something like that.
Chest, arms, and sexy armpits. Yesss. (You're with my on that last one, right?)
Splish, splash, splooge.
Now, let's put our hands together and pray to the gods of Skin that we get some Zac sack in the near future.