Michael Douglas Feels the Need to Tell Everyone About His Monster Cock

While his throat surgery may have gone off without a hitch, Michael Douglas may once again need to go under the knife to once more have his foot removed from his mouth. The Oscar-winning actor never fully recovered from telling the world he got throat cancer from eating too much pussy, and now he's up to his old tricks again, bragging about how big his dick is.

According to Page Six (link below), Douglas was being hounded by Vanity Fair reporter George Wayne at the premiere of his new film Ant-Man, attempting to get the actor to define his greatest physical attribute when Douglas once again forgot that he's a multi-millionaire superstar that can't say things in jest. Ever.

At the party after Monday night’s screening of “Ant-Man,” in which Douglas plays a scientist who is able to shrink atoms, Wayne said, “Your father had his cleft chin. Omar Sharif had the gap in his teeth .?.?.”

“I have a big dick,” Douglas said with a smile before moving into the crowd at the Knickerbocker Hotel rooftop, which included Malin Akerman, Alysia Reiner and Pat Cleveland.

My sources also tell me that he then high-fived Ant-Man co-star—and notorious fellow dong hanger—Bobby Cannavale, before following Malin Akerman into the Ladies Room. See below for a comparison of the only known pic of Douglas' dong and Cannavale's impressive manhood. Seriously, these guys probably had a lot to talk about...

Via Page Six