#TBT Orlando Bloom Nude In 2013’s ‘Zulu’

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Despite lacking any discernible skill as an actor, Orlando Bloom has somehow managed to become the 37th highest grossing actor of all time. Two years ago, Bloom starred in a movie that no one saw called Zulu, and while it's not that shocking that he starred in a film no one saw, the fact that he exposed the one thing he's got going for him, his hot body, is what makes this newsworthy. 

The film stars Bloom and Forest "It tastes like piss to me" Whitaker as mismatched South African cops working together to take down a drug lord or something. I haven't seen the film, but if the trailer's any indication, the accents are a riot. It seems to be more Training Day than Lethal Weapon, and while Whitaker is an excellent actor, he's not immune to appearing in shit films...

But to the matter at hand, Bloom shows his ass in the film, and that makes it worth watching, right? At the very least, it makes watching the scene at the top of this post worth it, and what's more, it's in French. It's basically the reason Mr. Man exists, so you can see Orlando Bloom naked without having to be subjected to his acting. 

There's the Orlando Bloom I like. I knew he was in here somewhere.