The Biebs Sports Wet Undies & Jan Michael Vincent Haircut

Everyone's favorite Canadian cautionary tale, Justin Bieber, was spotted this week sporting a new hairdo. He was also swimming in his undies. You'd think he has enough money to buy swimming trunks, and the fact that there's not a woman in sight in any of these pics confirms at least one thing we've always suspected... he's a pretty terrible lesbian. 

Justin's pool boys seem to like hanging with him, but I have to say I've never come down with a case of Bieber Fever or whatever it's called. Hang on a moment, I'm being told that the official name for Bieber Fever is gonorrhea. Who knew?

Via Famous Male Forums