The holiday season is finally over.
And just like Thanksgiving, you survived. You survived your drunken relatives. You survived your parents talking about being gay is a sin, and asking when you’re gonna find a nice girl. Being fake-nice to people at social engagements. Screaming children. The sweaters you didn’t ask for but accepted through gritted teeth. It's all over!
You survived it all.
BUT FUCK YOU, YOU FORGOT TO BUY A GIFT FOR YOUR FAVORITE PORN STAR.
Thankfully for you, even though the holidays are over, Amazon Wish lists don't have an expiration date.
I know what you’re wondering. “That’s too much work. I have to go to Amazon, search, find their list. And what if they don’t have one?”
Well lucky for you, I already did the legwork for you. Here are the Amazon Wish lists of today’s most popular gay porn stars, in alphabetical order.
Adam Killian
Standout Items:
N2M Bodywear University Singlet ($147)
Asics Conquest Ear Guard ($27)
What This List Says About Him:
Adam’s list is downsized from what it used to be; it’s now less than a page long. It’s also tasteful and practical, consisting of items people might actually buy for him. It also suggests a possible wrestling fetish. One of many reasons to love him.
Adam Killian’s Amazon Wish List
Andy Taylor
Standout Items:
G-Star Cargo Shorts ($144)
Volcom Cargo Pants, neon green ($110)
What This List Says About Him:
Andy loves long shirts with pockets on the sides. He also thinks things through; most stars asked for Macbooks, but Andy is the only one who asked for Applecare.
Andy Taylor’s Amazon Wish List
Armond Rizzo
Standout Items:
Singer Dress Dummy ($160)
Samsung 65-inch LED TV ($1350)
What This List Says About Him:
Armond Rizzo is into electronics. He loves electronics so much that he needs 4 TVs and 3 professional lighting sets (maybe he is getting into production?) In fact, the only thing not related to electronics on his list WAS the dress dummy, which warrants an explanation.
Armond Rizzo’s Amazon Wish List
Billy Santoro
Standout Items:
Copper Cookware Set ($1900)
6-Foot Beanbag Chair ($353)
What This List Says About Him:
Unlike his husband Seth’s list, Billy’s list is practical in a different way. He asked for a lot of clothes, and a lot of cooking gear. Maybe he does the cooking in the relationship? If so, Seth is a lucky man, and I want to be at the next dinner party.
Billy Santoro’s Amazon Wish List
Brent Corrigan
Standout Items:
Liora Manne Inca Stripe Rug ($399)
Brown Horse Mask ($13)
What This List Says About Him:
Brent’s list is also surprisingly tasteful and practical. Again, nothing too expensive on the list, as it mostly consists of things someone would ask for if they were decorating a new apartment. Or…a new closet of a new apartment.
Brent Corrigan’s Amazon Wish List
Christian Wilde
Standout Items:
Adjustable Wrist/Ankle Spreaders ($92)
Large Helmet ($399.95)
What This List Says About Him:
It’s black or white, and nothing in between for Christian Wilde. He’s got crazy, kinky items, like an ankle spreader and a paddle, but also some super boring items, like a grey hoodie. But balance is never a bad thing.
Christian Wilde’s Amazon Wish List
Connor Habib
Standout Items:
The Book Of Why: A Novel ($12)
The Stigmata: Destiny As A Question of Knowledge ($16)
What This List Says About Him:
Besides the Macbook Pro, Conner’s list is all books. SEVEN PAGES OF BOOKS. But, did you really expect anything else from Conner Habib?
Conner Habib’s Amazon Wish List
Chris Nox
Standout Items:
Nikes – Hyper Jade ($150)
Lasso Cock Ring ($8)
What This List Says About Him:
Chris' list isn’t what I’d expect to see from a typical porn star: clothes, shoes, workout stuff, a dildo, an enema, and a Macbook (they all want Macbooks, though; it’s weird).
Dallas Reeves
Standout Items:
Reynolds Rug – Ralph Lauren ($11,200)
Crystal Floor Lamp – Restoration Hardware ($1200)
What This List Says About Him:
Whereas Conner Habib’s list was all books, Dallas Reeves’ list is all Ralph Lauren. The guy LOVES him some Ralph Lauren. And if it isn’t Ralph Lauren, it’s Prada. The guy knows what he likes, and that would be the finer things in life.
Dallas Reeves’ Amazon Wish List
Dominic Pacifico
Standout Items:
Cartier Watch ($11,700)
Phoenix Revolution Exercise Bike ($500)
What This List Says About Him:
No need to guess; Dominic tells you himself what this list says about him.
"I work very hard and trying to build my own company with my own money, so everything I earn I put right back into my website and DJ work ... so this "Wish List" is just that ... some things I always want but don't get to buy for myself. If you are kind enough to loo through and purchase something for me .. expensive or not ... if you would like I will model it for you and send you some exclusive pics. Its the least I can do! Thank you!! XO"
Dominic Pacifico’s Amazon Wish List
Duncan Black
Standout Items:
14-karat Diamond Engagement Ring ($2000)
Mankini Bodysuit ($9)
What This List Says About Him:
Duncan Black’s wish list has no rhyme or reason. His list contains everything from engagement rings and coats, all the way to a mankini. Yes, a mankini. This boy’s head is all over the place, and I’m okay with it.
Duncan Black’s Amazon Wish List
Jake Bass
Standout Items:
Cosplay Mask ($157)
Japanese Katana Sword ($70)
What This List Says About Him:
Quintessential Cockyboy Jake Bass is a man who is not afraid to let you know who he is. He is a man into cosplay, knives, and smelling good.
Jessy Karson
Standout Items:
Tuba ($3233)
Equinox Horse Penis Dildo ($225)
What This List Says About Him:
Jessy Karson also knows who he is. And he describes himself as the “Ace of Kinks”. And this list lives up to its owner’s name, with fuck benches, dildos, butt plugs, and diamond rings.
There’s also a tuba on this list.
Jessy Karson’s Amazon Wish List
Jimmy Durano
Standout Items:
KitchenAid Mixer ($279)
Samsung 65-Inch LED TV ($3800)
What This List Says About Him:
Jimmy is obvi trying to fill a new apartment, and mainly the kitchen. He also loves cooking (which you wouldn’t be able to tell by looking at him; he has the body of a god), and electronics. I wonder if he and Billy Santoro ever get together and trade recipes – based on their Amazon wish lists, they should…
Jimmy Durano’s Amason Wish List
Kayden Gray
Standout Items:
Triumph of the Vertebrates DVD (£9,19)
Fierce A&F Cologne (£95,50)
What This List Says About Him:
Kayden Gray loves insects, or at least watching documentaries about insects, as witnessed by the multiple DVDs on his list. He also likes smelling like 2006, as witnessed by the Fierce by Abercrombie and Fitch cologne.
Kayden Gray’s Amazon Wish List
Kyle Ross
Standout Items:
Bissell Carpet Cleaner ($129)
Power Drill ($137)
What This List Says About Him:
Don’t judge a book by his cover; Kyle Ross, a gay porn star, can use a power drill and a portable carpet cleaner. Also, fuck your luxury goods that serve no purpose in life; Kyle Ross is PRACTICAL.
Leo Sweetwood
Standout Items:
Adidas Hi-tops With Bear ($200)
14-karat Gold Diamond Studs ($4800)
What This List Says About Him:
Leo loves to stand out. From his shoes, to his jewelry, to his teeth, TO HIS PERSON, Leo must always be the most on-fleek person in any room he’s in.
Leo Sweetwood’s Amazon Wish List
Levi Michaels
Standout Items:
Knee-High Horse-riding boots ($135)
Amazon Velvet Hangers – Set of 50 ($25)
What This List Says About Him:
Levi’s list is surprisingly tame. Disappointingly tame. As in, I want to go in and put some less tame items on it. He needs knives, expensive TVs, and butt plugs.
Nevertheless, people have already bought items off his list, as shown in this video, where he opens said items:
Levi Michaels’ Amazon Wish List