Look Out Fellas, Cody Cummings “The Biggest Porn Star” In The Industry Is Back!

Get ready for a lightning fast trip down hyperbole lane. Everyone's favorite gay virgin, Cody Cummings, has officially ended his hiatus. According to XBIZ (link below), Cody's resumed production on new scenes and will release bi-weekly—snicker—scenes on both CodyCummings.com and NextDoorWorld.com beginning tomorrow. 

The hyperbole of this press release is truly a wonder to behold. It starts out small...

“Cody Cummings is by far our most popular star and he has a very loyal fan base,” said Stephan Sirard, president of Next Door Studios. “We’re happy to be able to provide new exclusive Cody scenes on a regular basis for his fans to enjoy.”

But then it grows...

“My fans have always been really supportive of me and I’ve had so many people contact me and ask for new scenes,” Cummings said. “I’m excited to be able to update my site with new content for my fans and I hope that they enjoy the updates!”

Until finally it takes a left turn into all-out hubris...

“Cody Cummings has been polarizing in gay porn – you either adore him or you don’t. Either way, he is undoubtedly the biggest porn star in our industry today. CodyCummings.com continues to be among the best performing websites under the Buddy Profits program. And with a recently optimized tour and new video updates, our affiliates and members will be very happy that he’s back!” said Hector Camacho, managing director of Next Door Entertainment.

Can I just say, for the record, that Hector Camacho really dropped the ball by not adding a parenthesied "Macho" between his first and last names. But, to the point at hand, I don't think Cody's all that polarizing. No one really adores him anymore. Once we caught on to his schtick, we turned our collective backs on him. 

The thing that absolutely kills me is the "biggest porn star in our industry" comment. Okay, first of all, if that were true, the dude hasn't done a thing in 2014 other than announce that he'll never suck dick. Second, and more importantly, he's never had gay sex. Ever. He said as much himself. You simply cannot be the biggest anything in any industry if you've never participated in it. Sorry fellas, you've got the hype machine cranked up as high as it will go, and it's still doing nothing but blowing lots of hot air. 

Via XBIZ