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Orlando Bloom’s Beachwear Proves He’s Good For Something

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It must suck to be Orlando Bloom. At least as much as being a handsome movie star can suck. He's in two of the biggest franchises of all time, but absolutely no one respects his acting abilities, and the only stab at relevance he's had this decade involved him returning to one of the franchises that made him famous. 

Orlando headed to the beach in Malibu to drown his sorrows, and Dlisted (link below) got photographic evidence that Bloom is indeed a real person and not a cgi creation realized by Peter Jackson and Andy Serkis. He's strolling along the beach with someone that looks like a, as Dlisted so astutely pointed out, "hot piece of a man who’s giving me Fabio and Gandalf’s love child (the latter years) and whose flowing silver mane makes the angels weep."

Orlando showed some crease, but that was about it. He could use some fashion pointers from his vaguely European companion there. It looks like Orlando's also got a sun tattoo right below his navel. How original. I tell you, this is why he keeps getting work.

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Via Dlisted


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