Guess Which Of These Guys Just Had Gay Sex “For The Very First Time”

It seems like every other time is the very first time, at least when it comes to breaking in gay porn stars. Men have been having sex with other men on camera "for the very first time" since the invention of the camera and the tradition continues even to this day — there are some sites that are entirely dedicated to the art of breaking in "straight guys" or popping straight boy cherries.

But can you tell when a dude is really having sex for the first time? Do you also laugh when a guy who has obviously had sex with another man before looks into the camera and boldly proclaims "This is my first time"?

Put your skills to the test below and check out three guys that may or may not be having sex for the first time on camera. Be warned that the videos below include spoilers, so make sure to mute if you're going to play this game right.

Dustin Holloway is described by Randy Blue as a "midwestern stud" with "bulging biceps and chiseled pecs," but if you were to ask me, I'd peg him more as an adorably awkward librarian with a freaky bedroom personality. He's slipping into certified power bottom Brett Swanson in his latest video, which may or may not be his first. He also smiles when he sucks dick.

Is this Dustin's first time?

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· Watch Dustin Holloway nail Brett Swanson at Randy Blue (RandyBlue.com)

Alec begins his Corbin Fisher "education" by manhandling power-slut Quinn out on the patio furniture. This man says he only works out "a little bit" despite having the body of a Greek god, a statement that's probably just as flimsy as his dick throughout the awful solo jerkoff video he filmed in May. He may or may not be having sex with another man for the first time, but one thing is for absolute sure: he is straight. He was much more energetic in his ACS scene with a woman last month, and, well, he's wearing Hanes underwear.

Is this Alec's first time?

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· Watch Alec top Quinn at Corbin Fisher (CorbinFisher.com)

Kody Knight actually filmed his first scene with Andy Taylor for Helix Studios back in April, but the occasion was so memorable it would have been a travesty not to include here. Kody is allegedly an 18-year-old bisexual country boy and honors student, star athlete, avid outdoorsman, and apparent jerkoff enthusiast. Since his debut, he's filmed five additional scenes, including two threesomes and a bareback DP that nearly put Max Carter in a wheelchair.

Is this Kody's first time?

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· Watch Kody Knight and Andy Taylor film themselves fucking at Helix Studios (HelixStudios.net)

Answer: Trick question! If you watched the clips above, you'd see that this is allegedly the "first time" for all three of these guys. So, which one do you think is the biggest liar?

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