BYU Professor Hilariously Compares The Struggle With Masturbation To Actual War

Kim B. Clark, President of Brigham Young University and close personal friend to Elohim, recently gave a stirring lecture about how young men struggling with the temptations of pornography and masturbation are "spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the great war." This lecture was then turned into a PSA and released onto the internet for all to see, and it is a wonder to behold.

It starts out like any other PSA, with solemn footage of a young man walking the streets, searching for his next masturbation fix. He turns to his home computer, but leaves the door open for his roommate to discover him. Then a funny thing happens at the 1:04 mark. The kid that just wanted a quiet place to masturbate without the prying eyes of the world on him, suddenly finds himself in the midst of a war. 

The war footage is not unlike a high minded CockyBoys project, full of furtive glances and soft focus. It's actually hilarious to me that these obviously good-intentioned Mormons managed to make something that looks like a gay porn. I also love that they chose to shoot it in anamorphic widescreen, to really give it that cinematic feel so many other pandering videos lack.

Make sure you watch all the way to the end, so you can see our spiritually wounded protagonist find a fellow combatant, willing to come to his aid, sit on his bed with him, and rub his shoulder. His new friend even takes him to an LDS mixer, complete with a pool cue and can of soda for everyone in attendance. And please don't miss the epic staredown at the 3:20 mark. It really drives home all of the conflicting messages into a neat, tidy little button on the whole thing. 

Via E. Librul on YouTube