Just Because He’s On Public Transit Doesn’t Mean He’s Not Gonna Masturbate

Living in Chicago, you see a lot of crazy shit on public transportation. I imagine this holds true for citizens of every major city, I'm just more aware of it in Chicago because I live here. Not sure where this horny fella lives, but you'd better believe that if you're just gonna whip it out and start beating off on a bus anywhere in the world, someone is going to record you doing it.

The Gaily Grind (link below) brought this to our attention, and I have to say that while I think it takes balls (pun only mildly intended) to do this right next to the bus driver, something about this seems fake. I'm not saying certain people aren't above this sort of thing, it just seems a little too vigorous and too obvious to be real. On top of that, the door opens just as the clip ends, meaning that he was likely visible to people waiting to get on the bus as well.

You be the judge...

Via The Gaily Grind