Who Doesn’t Like A Nice Cock In A Sensible Heel?

Sensible footwear is never out of fashion, nor is a nice cock placed inside a pump. Our friends over at The Sword (link below) have compiled these photos of penises in footwear, and they're... well, they're cocks inside shoes. That's really the long and short of it. 

They appear to be as baffled as the rest of us as to the meaning behind some of the captions on the photos like "Mercury is in Retrograde" and "9/11 Was An Inside Job," but I like to think that these were created by a psychopath. It makes the whole endeavor make a lot more sense. You can see them all at this blog.

Via The Sword