“Call Me Lumber Dick!”

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When there's a lumberjack in a gay porn video you know the word "wood" is going to pop up at least once. When MEN.com's Scouts 3 opens, Jimmy Fanz is chopping wood. He's wearing a tuque and a red and black plaid shirt, and with his dark beard he looks like Jacques LaRoque the lumberjack from Tabernacle, Quebec (that's pronounced Tab-bar-nack, it's not a real place, but it is a very bad word in French).

Boy scout Zac Stevens has been assigned to haul firewood. "Do you need any wood?" Jimmy asks as Zac walks into the clearing. And there it is -- 38 seconds into the scene -- what do we expect? It's porn, it's supposed to be fun.

Jimmy leans against the tree and Zac works his bone superbly. His lips and tongue are all over Jimmy's ridged head and Zac swallows balls deep. And even with Jimmy grabbing a fistful of hair and ramming Zac on his dick, the cocksucker looks up and pants, "I like choking on your cock."

Jimmy fucks Zac against the tree. He slams the boy hard and Zac yells and wails his head off. And oh sweet Jesus, if Jimmy doesn't say, "Call me lumber dick." And Zac does. "You like that lumber dick?" Jimmy asks, drilling harder than ever. "Yes," Zac moans, "That's the wood I was looking for." But for even with all the corniness, and even though Zac is yelling way too loudly with his squeaky voice, the whole scene works. It really does. It got me churned up pretty good.

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