Derek Will Hough & Puff & Blow Your Pants Down

Breaking news today as noted Mormon dancer Derek Hough was spotted outside of his home without a shirt. Sources tell us that he headed out to his car to look for something, but when he couldn't find it, he went back inside dejected. We're not sure what he was looking for, but it's clear that it was not a shirt. Hough was notably pale, most likely from spending too much time in his sister's shadow.

We'll keep you up to date on the latest news out of the Hough household, though no one's been spotted in blackface yet, which is a big step forward for this family.