Ellen Needs A New Gardener

Ellen's had it tough ever since her gardener abandoned her to shoot Magic Mike XXL, but a litany of shirtless hunks are now lining up to fill her vacancy. The Gaily Grind (link below) brings us these audition videos, and man alive, I don't know how she's going to pick. I like David Kimmerle & James Ellis, not just because it's two guys for the price of one, but because of all the boy-yoy-yoing sound effects they added...

Maybe she likes them more in the "guy next door" vein. If so, she might pick Derek Yates...

Though if she likes accents, Antonio Stephen might be more her speed

She could always prefer a man who can garden while performing feats of strength, and try Tyler Winder on for size...

Superheroes are all the rage right now, so she might pick Superhero Gardener Kyle Davis...

If she's needs a man destined to be a gardener, Teagan Rose's name certainly doesn't betray his skills...

How about a man that can handle a wide variety of tools? Meet Bryan Hawn...

She's clearly got her work cut out for her.

Via The Gaily Grind