When I heard about Cock Fight! last week, I thought Raging Stallion was bringing us a wrestling video. The studio was making a lot of noise about this one and the write-up teased us with "head-to-head matches" and "battle of the sexiest." Bout one starts off with Landon Conrad and Shawn Wolfe in their respective corners and wearing jockstraps and sneakers, no wrestling gear like Landon is wearing on the DVD cover.
After a light oiling from their trainers, the two head to the center of the mats and grip each other in some of the most badly-acted, frenzied kissing I've ever seen. There's no real wrestling in the first scene of Cock Fight! The guys pick each other a couple of times, but that's it. They get right into the dick sucking, rimming, and fucking "rounds" with lots of loud fighting like grunts and groans. But honestly, between Landon Conrad yelling his head off like he always does and Shawn Wolfe pretending to look really turned on, my cock was fighting to do anything.
I'm not sure how Raging Stallion could have gotten this one so wrong. All they had to do was put a couple of guys in wrestling singlets and have them roll around the mats for a few rounds to determine who was the winner and loser. Repeat three times and maybe end it off with a locker room gang bang, and they've got a hit. Naked Kombat does it every week, it's not that hard. I'll check in on the new installment, but as it stands now Cock Fight! is going to need a good dose of smelling salts to wake up my dick.