New Music Video “Fourgy” Features Gabriel Shams Schooling You On Group Sex

April 30, 2014
CILANTRO-CHE-GUEVARA

First there was #Selfie, then there was #DickPic and #HolePic. Now there's #FOURGY! No smart phone is required to have a #Fourgy but a hashtag for some reason still seems necessary. One dicks, two dicks, three dicks, four. #FOURGY!

This video by BQE featuring Rica Shay was randomly emailed to me with the subject line "It's Fourgy Time," and now I can't get the Sesame Street-style hook out of my head. It's all very late 80s/early 90s, very Vanilla Ice but with a filthy gay twist... Rainbow Ice? So many mouths and holes to fill, I can put it in yo' ass or in yo' grill! *Cue David Bowie piano sample*

You might recognize prolific gay porn star/escort Gabriel Shams in the video as well as NYC gogo dancers David Terzian and Chad Laclair playing Twister, wrestling in various states of undress, and just generally making the video as Salt-n-Pepa as possible. But IMO the lyrics in the song are the real stand-out.

When you get bored try a 138, that's two 69s with a finger on yo' prostate!