These Gang Bangers Need a Math Tutor

November 28, 2014
JOE-SPUNK

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I come across some wild claims in descriptions about porn videos. Like this one from the latest Sketchy Sex video called Cum Holes: "My roomie spent the entire night sucking dick. He must have swallowed close to a liter." Seriously? There are four cups in a liter, and since the average guy unloads a tablespoon of jizz, and there are 16 tablespoons in a cup ... well shit, that's a lot of dick sucking. I guess I take things too literally, but still, I wish I were there.

So while this horny cocksucker is on his knees sucking dicks in one room, his roommate is bent over an armchair in the living room getting his hole filled. What a pair! One guy getting the cocks hard, the other guy taking them up his ass, and the tops have their choice of which hole they want to fill.

Actually, while the blond blow boy on his knees did get his mouth filled up, he seems to have taken just as much cum on his face – some of those tops don't have the greatest aim. But I didn't hear this cocksucker complaining. After he finished sucking one guy off, there was another one right there. Man, it's been a long time since I've been to a good sex party. How about you?

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