You did it. You survived Thanksgiving.

You survived the hassle of your nagging inlaws, and having to endure everything from them asking you if you've met a nice girl yet (*side-eye*) to their off-color political rants. You survived the sugar high and the tryptophan-induced crash after. You survived a football game you probably don’t care about. You probably even survived standing in line for a TV that’s slightly less expensive than it is normally, with a few other crazies that shouldn't be let out after dark.  

You should celebrate.  

How to celebrate?  

Fap. Just like I did.    

After the crazy holiday you’ve had, you surely don’t want to find something on your own to fap to, nor should you have to! Here are a few things I fapped to this Black Friday.

Jay Black

His last name is reason enough to jack off to him on a day like Black Friday.  

It’s almost expected of you. But once you start fapping to him because you’re required to on a day like today, you’ll probably realize some things about Jay Black. 

He’s got one of the tightest bodies, and some of the most beautiful skin in gay porn. Not to mention one of the best assess too. Don’t believe me? Well…  

Not to mention he knows how to put that body to use - he’s as talented as a top as he is as a bottom. So you’ll probably got from fapping to him because you’re required to and fapping to him because you WANT to. 

See more Jay Black Porn (NextDoorEbony.com)

Black Friday Porn

So many studios dropped new scenes for Black Friday that it’s almost against the spirit of the season to not take advantage. 

Men.com

Men.com is dropping a new scene every day this weekend. 

On Black Friday, Jimmy Fanz fucks Derek Atlas (and Jimmy being Jimmy, will eventually return the favor).  

On Saturday, Goran and Paddy O’Brian flip-flop fuck for the “Gods of Men” series. Paddy takes Goran’s dick first, then they flip. (sidenote: Look how HAIRY Paddy's hole is!)

On Sunday, Luke Adams fucks Men.com’s resident pass-around bottom Johnny Rapid.  

Titan Men

In Titan Men’s latest scene, Anthony London is showing Mike Tanner a house for sale, but Mike is more interested in Anthony’s body. And then they do it.  

Badpuppy

Badpuppy didn’t drop a scene each day, but instead dropped a load of scenes all at once. The once you probably care most about? Jerome Roberts and Leon Duffin flip-flop fucking. They used to be lovers, but aren't anymore? But you can tell they still have some adoration for each other. It's sweet the way they give into each other.

Sex in Public

Some people do get caught up in the hustle and bustle of Black Friday. They actually think shopping till they drop is fun, and even make “Black Friday” shirts to wear while they do it. Solidarity. 

BUT FOR THE REST OF US, shopping till we drop sounds more like punishment than fun. You know what sounds more fun? If, when we dropped, we were rewarded with a fuck. Or we could fuck till we dropped. Or just fuck in public; you could do it in the woods, like Connor Maguire and Levi Karter did it at Cockyboys.

Or INSIDE the store like the time Gavin Waters fucked Ryan Rockford did at Out in Public.  

See Gavin Waters Fuck Ryan Rockford at Out In Public

Black Spark

Thanksgiving is generally a time where we cherish what we’re thankful for. But remember the real reason for the holiday; that one time in 1621 when the Pilgrims feasted with the Indians and then fucked them over for the next two centuries, pretty rough, with no lube. 

Black Spark is slightly the same; white muscled up boys getting fucked pretty rough, everywhere, bareback.

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Black Spark’s Tumblr and Twitter have been taken down, but as we know, everything on the Internet is forever. So pieces of his work still float around.

Black Spark Wikipedia entry (Wikipedia.com)

Flashback Friday (#FBF)

Ever since the dawn of Instagram, each day of the week has had a different meaning, and a different reason to post a picture: 

• #ManCrushMonday (#MCM)
• #TransformationTuesday
• #WomanCrushWednesday (#WCW)
• #ThrowbackThursday (#TBT)
• #FlashbackFriday (#FBF) 

Do not ask me how Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday are all that different from each other. 

So for #flashBLACKFriday, I jerked to the things of old times, including the things we fapped to for the Fourth of July.

But then I thought about the porn of yore – the porn from the heydays of porn. Then I started thinking about some of my favorite gay porn stars from yesteryear, and some of their most popular scenes (and my favorites): 

Matthew Rush / “Taking Flight”

Matthew Rush was one of, if not the biggest gay porn star to ever live. And if he wasn’t the biggest, he was probably the last who can claim the title “Gay Porn Star”. 

Back when he was a Lifetime exclusive at Falcon, one of his most iconic scenes was the one in Taking Flight 2, with then-boyfriend Rob Romoni. 

Watch Taking Flight Part 2 (FalconStudios.com) 

Blake Harper / “Humongous Cocks 5”

Blake Harper was one of the best to ever do it. He just had this sex appeal that transcended anything. But it wasn’t a heavy sex appeal. It was more playful and secure than anything. 

Though “Mavericks 2” may be one of my favorite scenes from him, there’s this moment in “Humongous Cocks 5” where, as he’s getting fucked, he looks back at Jason Branch, with the most captivating/intriguing/scary/deep “Fuck Me” bedroom eyes I’ve ever seen in my life. I think I came on command in that moment. 

Watch More Blake Harper scenes (RagingStallion.com)

Jeff Stryker / “Jeff Stryker’s Underground” 

Sure, I love Jeff Stryker’s body, oddly feminine features, and that ginormous cock. But those are all icing on the cake. Jeff Stryker is, was, and will always be the undisputed king of dirty talk. Hearing that voice and that mouth always send me into a tailspin. I think my foreskin just starts jacking my dick off by itself; no need for my hand. I think he does some of his best dirty talk in “Jeff Stryker’s Underground”. 

Watch More Jeff Stryker Porn (RagingStallion.com) 

Black Guys, Obviously.

Save the Best For Last. With Jay Black being first, and this being about Black Friday, you may have felt duped, and may be like “Where are the Black guys?” Here they are. And I couldn’t pick just one to fap to, so here are a few: 

The aforementioned Jay Black, because of the aforementioned body, ass, and skin tone.

 Jay Black Model Page (DominicFord.com)

Race Cooper, because his ass hyonotizes men into buttfucking.

Race Cooper (UKNakedMen.com)  

Tyson Tyler, because beautiful, because captivating eyes, and because BRITISH.

 Tyson Tyler (GuysInSweatPants.com)

Arquez, because he’s absolutely gorgeous and those tattoos.  

Arquez Model Page (RawRods.com)

Hotrod, because of all those tattoos as well, and his dick is as big as my arm.  

Hot Rod Model Bio (LucasEntertainment.com)

Taye Knight, for the shy factor.

Taye Knight Model Bio (LucasEntertainment.com)

Jay Bentley too, for the All-American factor (yes, Black guys can be All-American too).  

And Austin Wilde, and Sean Zevran, because they are both half Black.

Austin Fucks a Twink:

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Garrett Takes Austin's Load (GuysInSweatpants.com)

Sean Zevran Fucks Luke Adams's Bubble Butt:

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Sean Zevran Fucks Luke Adams (FalconStudios.com) 

So how did you celebrate Black Friday? Anything interesting to fap to?