That Time We Found The Most Perfect Cock On The Internet

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We would've waited a lifetime for this—turns out that won't be necessary.

It belongs to Xtube user Hornylover2, who we're happy to see treats his immaculate peen with the self-satisfying respect it deserves more than any that's come before. It helps that he's pretty hot too, with his dark stubble, furry chest, and tight bod. But really, can we talk about this massive trouser snake? We've seen whole dicks smaller than the cum tunnel running up the bottom. Imagine hooking up with a dude and this treasure flops out of his pants, we'd faint from sheer delight.

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