2014 Is The Year You’re Finally Getting Your Dick Pierced

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No more excuses. It's time.

We've always wondered what it's like. We've even talked about it at length with that guy we hooked up with in The Castro. But it's time to experience it for ourselves. Watching Xtube user Ityslave pulling his pierced pud by permission from his master, it dawned on us that, well: #YOLO.

We might as well find ourselves a generous master like his while we're at it. We're tired of making our own decisions. It's exhausting.

We're gonna go ask him if we're allowed to beat off to this.

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