New Sean Cody Slut Bryce Takes Five Straight Loads In “Mountain Getaway” Finale

December 11, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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With the addition of one extra man (with a really huge cock), Sean Cody's four-part "Mountain Getaway" series came to an end this week the same way all bromantic weekend getaways come to an end—with the ritual dumping of five hot loads in one lucky bottom.

I'm not the slightest bit surprised that the pass-around party bottom taking five bareback loads is Bryce—I knew there was a reason I liked this dude and I've been reminding you to keep your eyes on him since the trip started. There's something in his eyes that just screams cumslut!

This series has been universally panned for a number of reasons, namely over the absence of recognizable fan-favorite models and a lack of creativity (I mean, if you're going to crate six models to Lake Tahoe, have them do something more than fuck!) But now that it's over, I'm starting to appreciate all the behind-the-scenes footage and public sex acts included in each part, which all included two sex scenes each.

Sure, two Sean Cody models fucking on an ottoman in Lake Tahoe is just as exciting as two Sean Cody models fucking on an ottoman in San Diego, but this is fucking Sean Cody, you guys. We came here to watch muscular straight men bareback each other, not play chess.

For all intents and purposes, Sean Cody's "Mountain Getaway" delivers. It may not be the greatest Sean Cody series ever filmed, but I haven't been excited about an orgy like this since Corbin Fisher's 9-XXX Workout, which says a lot because orgies are my Achilles heel.

Next time, guys, let's try and keep the noise to a minimum. I love a chorus of masculine grunts and Oooh, fuck yeah's, but I could do without the nonstop obligatory sexual banter for a few minutes…