Bottoms: Stop Jerking Off! We Want to See Your Dicks!

Each and every time a dude climbs on top of a dick in the reverse cowgirl position while his top is sitting on the couch (this happens more often than you'd think), the only thing I want to see is a giant cock tearing into that bottom's hole while he grinds and whips his helicopter cock up and down, each time slapping his own stomach with an audible thud.

All that feverish jerking nonsense and soft cocks are for total amateurs. If you're going to call yourself a real gay porn bottom, staying rock hard while getting fucked is a non-negotiable requirement. Extra points for bottoms with self control—the ones who save their fruitless masturbation for when it really matters.

This:

Is so much hotter than this:

Right?

I've noticed two insatiable bottoms following my lead this week, happily getting fucked while their cocks bob to-and-fro like dandelions in the wind (like, really fucking big dandelions filled with cum):

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The first is Andy Taylor, returning to Guys In Sweatpants to initiate the bomb 9.5" dick on newcomer Jay Rising. This little dude loves dick so much that he cums twice while riding it!

· Watch Jay Rising pound Andy Taylor in "Andy's Double Cumshot" at Guys In Sweatpants (GuysInSweatpants.com)

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The second bottom sporting a fancy helicopter cock is Sean Cody's Jayden, also breaking in a newcomer this week. The new guy's name is Bobby, and while I don't think I'd survive a date with him (he's pretty boring), I wouldn't mind spending a night with him (definitely not boring in bed).

· Watch newcomer Bobby fuck Jayden bareback at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

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