Next Door’s “Muscle Maids” Wear Latex On Their Hands, Not Their Dicks

November 14, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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Why hire a cleaning staff with turndown service when you can have the Muscle Maids, a rag-tag group of gay-for-pay BDSM maids that leave cum stains on your pillows instead of mints? These men may not be very skilled when it comes to cleaning your toilets, but if it's your hole that needs a good, deep cleaning, these are the dudes to call. (I hear they also bill discreetly!)

The irony of Next Door Studios' sophomore bareback scene is not lost on me—the fact that these five men donning latex gloves are playing dress-up with the world's most sanitary profession while dropping raw loads in each others' buttholes is either a hilarious miscalculation or well-played middle finger for anyone hating on the studio's new bareback policy.

Viewers are the only ones feeling the real brunt of that middle finger, though. Despite having Tyler Torro, Christian Cayden, Conner Hastings, Hugh Jazz (swoon), and Taylor Wolf in one scene together, it appears as though Conner and Taylor are the only ones doing any fucking. But I'm not going to be upset about it. I just watched a straight guy clean a toilet, and I do believe this is the only time and place you'll ever see that happen. Totally worth it.

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