Tommy Defendi and Colby Keller Flip-Fuck With the Force Of 1,000 Suns

November 7, 2013
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

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On July 16, 1945, after witnessing the detonation of the world's first atomic bomb, J. Robert Oppenheimer recited a quote from the Bhagavad Gita, telling reporters "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." It was the first time in history that anyone possessed a weapon powerful enough to inflict destruction on a biblical scale; a turning point at which he knew "the world would not be the same."

"A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent," he said.

His words meant nothing to me until today, when I witnessed the powerful force of two hairy legends fucking on camera and an aftermath that has left my keyboard a sticky, mangled cum-covered mess. Be advised that once you view Colby Keller and Tommy Defendi flip-fucking in the first scene in Naked Sword's new "Dream Team" series, a geyser of cum from your own cock will knock you to the floor, your dick will remain hard for eternity, and you will most likely spend the rest of your life under a comforter, shaking uncontrollably in front of an iPad playing this film on loop.

According to Gay Porn Blog, "Dream Team" is the reincarnation of an old Naked Sword concept that would "spotlight the hottest gay porn star of the moment." The new original series is obviously much better because these hot gay pornstars are not just featured, they're flip-fucking and making millions of dreams come true at the same time.

The feeling that washes over me when Colby Keller casually slides Tommy Defendi's cock down his throat can only be described as divine—the sight of Tommy squeezing a giant load out onto his scruffy abs with his ankles over Colby's shoulders, miraculous. A promo photo of Tommy Defendi in nothing but a pair of striped socks? Enough to kill me.

If I'm not here tomorrow, please remember me fondly. Also, think of me when Duncan Black and Christian Wilde have sex in episode three. It was a scene I desperately wanted to see.