This Insanely Hot Muscle Beat-Off Is Why Porn Was Invented

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Heck, it's why the whole damn internet was invented.

Xtube user Icemen110678 is the sort of amateur stud we can't believe hasn't rocketed into the big leagues. Maybe he has a day job that he's really good at, like investment banking or picking up garbage, but we're hard pressed to think of any good reason why he shouldn't be naked and erect in front of a camera all day everyday. At first glance, he may just look like your average handsome, hulking German dude. But that's before he lifts his shirt and drops his pants to reveal one of the sickest bodies we've ever seen.

He proceeds to deliver just under twelve minutes of pure insanity, lubing up his big cock with spit while somehow finding new ways to reveal a new row of abs at every angle. By the time we watched him shoot his load for the first time, we might have been crawling around on the floor and foaming at the mouth.

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