Should Shawn Wolfe Trim His Beard?

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The correct answer is a resounding "no," but we figured we'd ask for the sake of welcoming smooth-skin enthusiasts to this post. If, by chance, you are a fan of hairless men and their porcelain baby faces, this is not the place for you. You're about to drown in body hair, and we are not going to save you.

We're hoping Sawn Wolfe continues to let this forest on his face grow thicker not because we think he'll look great with it in public (he will), but because we feel every bottom he rims from now on should feel the magic of his hairy face tussling with their asshole. It has been scientifically proven that the pleasure derived from beard-to-hole contact is second only to dick-to-hole contact.

It's obvious that Hunter Page is screaming in euphoria not because he's being fucked by a "sexy psycho step-brother stalker" in the back of a moving van in Naked Sword's Frat House Cream finale, but because he previously had an assful of Shawn Wolfe's beard.

We're sure this had a little something to do with it, too:

· Watch Shawn Wolfe fuck Hunter Page in Naked Sword's Frat House Cream finale (NakedSword.com)

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