Your First 2013 Taste of Exceptional Halloween Porn

Whoever judged this sleazy underwear competition in the back of San Francisco's Powerhouse needs to be fired immediately. The fact that hung gods Doug Acre and Lucas Knight were picked over before this contest—which strips contestants down to their skivvies and drenches them in water—even began is a travesty of justice. Shut this place down.

We guess it's alright, though, because while a band of twinky boys bursting out of their Andrew Christians take the stage, Doug and Lucas dip into the "infamous back room" to have the kind of super-intense sex you can only have in the back room of a bar. We don't know what makes this particular back room "infamous," but we have a pretty good feeling it's not the decorating scheme.

"K.O.K. Shots" is the latest scene in Naked Sword's original thriller/slasher drama Frat House Cream, directed by the legendary mr. Pam. The horror flick stars twinky bottom superstar Hunter Page as a pledge at the K.O.K. (lulz) fraternity house, where nobody has homework and everybody has a hard-on for gay pornstars.

Check out Hunter in Episode 2 below, where he was spit-roasted by Ray Han and Connor Maguire in the back of a moving truck (FYI, he's still stuck there throughout Episode 3).

WANT to watch this scene on a brand new iPad mini?! Naked Sword is giving readers the chance to win one along with a one-year membership to NakedSword with the super simple Cream Face Contest!

· Watch Doug Acre slam Lucas Knight in Frat House Cream Episode 3: K.O.K. Shots (NakedSword.com)

· Watch Connor Maguire and Ray Han tag Hunter Page in Frat House Cream Episode 2: Truck Load (NakedSword.com)

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