Battle of the Hot Newcomers: Quintessential California Jock vs. Kevin Warhol’s American Brother

For the most part, I feel like comparing newcomers is like comparing two exotic dishes before trying them. How are you supposed to judge (or even care) about something you haven't yet had in your mouth? It's impossible.

I am, however, taken by the newcomers this week at Randy Blue and Sean Cody. One is a quintessential California jock and the other, I swear, is Kevin Warhol's American brother. Which one would you rather fuck?

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I get it. At first glance, Jacob totally looks like a typical all-American surfer dude/dumb jock just throwing a football around the beach, but he's so much more than that. He's a typical all-American surfer dude/dumb jock with the word "California" tattooed across his pec in script font just throwing a football around the beach.

For me, the tattoo is key. It's tacky enough to strike a conversation, but subtle enough to be a total turn-on.

· Watch Jacob's solo debut at Sean Cody (SeanCody.com)

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Ever wonder what Kevin Warhol would be like if he were American? It's a strange concept to wrap your mind around, because Kevin Warhol essentially wouldn't be Kevin Warhol if he were American. Right?

But if Kevin Warhol were American, he would be Randy Blue's Justin Owen. Not only do they have strangely similar facial features, they both exude a kind of insatiable sexual prowess and appreciation that before now was only characteristic of Kevin. Competition?

· Watch Justin Owen's solo debut at Randy Blue (RandyBlue.com)

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