We owe a lot to gay porn.
- It taught us how to have bad sex.
- It taught us what we were supposed to look like naked.
- It showed us how big our penises were REALLY supposed to be.
- It showed us that if every encounter you had with another male, gay or straight, wasn’t sexual, then your life was all wrong.
…among other things.
But without gay porn stars models, there would be no gay porn.
So perhaps even though we owe a lot to gay porn, we owe even MORE to gay porn stars models.
However, due to many factors, porn hasn’t been as good to porn stars as it was in the past. That’s why we don’t see as many porn “Stars” these days, and many refer to themselves as porn “models”. Many of these guys now supplement the income they make from doing porn with appearances, escorting, and other places.
But some are now flat-out asking their fans for money – Kickstarter and GoFundMe are the biggest sources. And since we owe a lot to gay porn, here are some current fundraising campaigns you should donate to. Do your part.
The 6’11 Escort – Brendan Doherty
Campaign Purpose: To write the “Life of the 6’11” Escort” Book
Goal Amount: $10,000
Current Amount Raised: $0
“Hi I’m Brendan and I’m taller than everyone.”
That’s the tagline on his Rentboy page, and it’s also his URL (tallerthaneveryone.com)
OK not a pornstar, but apparently Brendan is a 6’11 escort. 380 pound and wears a size 20 shoe. He’s 24 and is apparently rated as one of the top 5 male escorts in NYC, though he originally began his career in Chicago.
Since his career began, Brendan has been keeping track of his experiences, and wants to share them. And apparently that costs $10,000 (technology, advertising, paperback copies, amazon fees, payment processing…you know).
Donate to Brendan’s Kickstarter campaign here.
Owen Michaels
Campaign Purpose: To write a book about his life and experiences.
Goal Amount: $10,000
Current Amount Raised: $20
Okay am I just missing something where books cost $10,000 to produce? In 2014?
But alas.
Just like Brendan, Owen Michaels (@OwenMichaelsXXX on Twitter) wants to write a tell-all book, dealing with his experiences being gay-for-pay.
He also wants to tell you about the many things he’s experienced in this life, about the insurmountable odds he survived against, and about his grandpa.
Donate to Owen Michaels’ GoFundMe campaign here.
Cole Money
Campaign Purpose: So he can get married. To a woman.
Goal amount: $6,500
Current Amount Raised: $375
Cole Money, frequently seen on GayHoopla, wants you to foot the bill for his marriage. To a woman. Because SCREW your marriage rights, guys.
Per his GoFundMe page:
My fiancé and I are getting married in less then a year. I am worried I'm not going to be able to give her the wedding of her dreams. With her dad recently passing away and me getting laid off from my job I'm stressing out that were not going to save up enough money to take care of our wedding
Donate to Cole Money’s GoFundMe Campaign here.
Jessie Colter
Campaign Purpose: His marriage. To his boyfriend.
Goal Amount: $10,000
Current Amount Raised: $1,451
If you were pissed off by Cole’s GoFundMe, perhaps you’d consider donating to Jessie?
Because Jessie Colter has found love.
Unfortunately, Jessie’s soon-to-be husband, Bijan, is German. So they’re working on getting him a green card, so he can work and live in the United States getting a temporary work visa. The only problem is that they’re extremely expensive. They’d like your support.
No dream wedding here, either – just a small ceremony at the courthouse.
Donate to Jessie Colter’s GoFundMe Campaign here.
Johnny V
Campaign Purpose: Family debt and future schooling
Goal Amount: $20,000
Current Amount Raised: $800
Although, it should be noted that Johnny V Initially set the Fundraising Goal amount to $100,000. Yes, you read that right.
Johnny wants to use this money towards future schooling for personal training, and to open his own gym and supplement line. There’s also something about helping his dad with some (poorly-explained) money issues.
I grew up in an amazing home, with amazing parents, who have both done everything possible for each of their sons, in order to provide us with amazing lives. However, I now watch my parents struggle day to day with money issues and debt, because of this. My father is always working to try and build back what he once had (in terms of his finances), without any leeway.
If you’d like to donate to Johnny V’s GoFundMe, do so here.
Joey D.
Campaign purpose: Grad School Tuition & Expenses
Goal Amount: $5000
Current Amount Raised: $365
Though he’s basically married to Johnny V, Joey and Johnny aren’t using their GoFundMe campaigns for a wedding like Jessie and Cole are.
Joey D. just wants you to help him pay for grad school.
Donate to Joey D.’s GoFuneMe Campaign here.
Brock Avery
Campaign Purpose: To Find Himself, and travel along the way.
Goal Amount: $10,000
Current Amount Raised: $500
Brock just wants to find himself. Search for his soul. Focus on his path. Break away from life. Gain enlightenment.
And he wants you to fund it. To the tune of 10k.
Most people usually accomplish this by backpacking through Europe, staying at hostels, depending on the kindness of strangers, and all that romantic stuff.
But Brock, you do you. And find yourself in the process.
Donate to Brock Avery’s GoFundMe campaign here.
On a related note, I hope that Diesel Washington ACTUALLY creates this GoFundMe campaign, even if it’s just out of spite, because this is how the majority of us bystanders feel:
Next GoFundMe page will be "Help Me stay HIGH, so I can watch Family Guy" I will even film myself smoking weed/watching Family guy for $100
— Terrance Ingraham (@DieselWashXXX) February 6, 2014