Lance Bass Had A Bachelor Party & Alan Thicke Was There

With Lance Bass & Michael Turchin set to tie the knot this weekend, we knew there would be a bachelor party at some point, and that it would be crazy, but we had no clue it would be this crazy. Male strippers, dong cups, Brad Pitt impersonators, Alan Thicke... This looked like one for the record books.

Since it happened in L.A., TMZ (link below) was there to cover it, and though they weren't allowed inside, they got plenty enough hot scoop to make Harvey Levin chuckle while holding a comically oversized travel mug. 

Lance Bass and his fiance got a huge surprise at famed gay club, The Abbey, last night -- a his-and-his bachelor party ... complete with penis party favors!

Lance and Michael Turchin were toasted by celeb friends like Joey Fatone, Alan Thicke, Cheri Oteri, and comedian Fortune Feimster.

The guys sipped drinks out of penis-inspired yard glasses. If you're wondering, the answer is ... circumcised.

Oh man, TMZ, you guys always manage to find the angle that's going to excite readers the most. Joey Fatone? Alan Thicke? Cheri Oteri? Circumcised penis yard glasses? It sounds like it was off the chain. 

In case anyone is wondering, this is what's known as sarcasm. This sounds like a typical bachelor party, where the grooms were surrounded by friends, penis paraphernalia, and Alan Thicke.

Via TMZ