Literally All Your Favorite Pornstars Fuck Each Other In “The Woods”

Ever wondered what your favorite pornstars would look like if their dicks were about four inches bigger? Check out Raging Stallion's new film and website for The Woods, the "blockbuster movie event of 2012" that has conveniently photoshopped everyone's dick into monster trucks.

This haunting supernatural thriller is a pretty intense project for event the largest studio, but Raging Stallion and Tony Dimarco have managed to pull it together with minimal cheese and an undeniably star-studded cast—this is basically the Valentines Day or New Years Eve of the porn world.

Split into two parts, The Woods follows a number of pornstars experiencing strange supernatural phenomenon deep in the forest. Possibly possessed by aliens, these men find themselves overcome with an urge to constantly fuck each other whenever the opportunity presents itself.

Think we're making this up? Here's what Raging Stallion has to say:

In the primal redwood forests of California, the unspoiled serenity is threatened by mysterious occurrences. In The Woods, something is going hump in the night. People are reporting odd noises and flashes of blinding light. Men who have never looked at other men find themselves overcome with raging hard ons and an irresistible need to satisfy their sudden, overwhelming, carnal desires. And, people are disappearing! Some speculate that there are aliens in The Woods, abducting people.  Could it be? And, could this be somehow related to the powerful, rough, gay erotic urges that are coursing through these sexy studs' veins?

With the exception of Trenton Ducati (ugh), the cast is a collection of your ultimate beefcake boyfriend fantasies. Our husband Paddy O'Brian made the cut along with RS exclusives Landon Conrad, Dale Cooper, Parker Wright, Chris Tyler, Marcus Ruhl, Kyle King, and JIMMY FANZ in work boots. Can somebody get us a towel.

We think a proper review is in order for this jam-packed, epic event, but until we have our way with it, you'll have to jerk off to the trailer and the all-new website featuring the film's case files.

Happy flapping!

Watch all your favorite pornstars get together in Raging Stallion's The Woods (Store.RagingStallion.com)