“Two Dicks Are Better Than One,” Says Ben Rose’s Hole

November 8, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

We're still recovering from the massive load we shot in our eye after reaching the end of Cocky Boys' most recent fuck-umentary, The Haunting. The only thing more frightening than Arnaud Chagall's entrance à la Paranormal Activity is the site's new scene featuring scruffy straight dude Bravo Delta and seasoned pro Gabriel Clark fucking newbie Ben Rose.

The scene isn't scary at all. What scares us most is the giant finger site owners Jake Jaxson and Benny Moorecock have on the pulse of their fans. Aside from a few scenes peppered across the site, these men manage to hit the nail right on the head every single time. How do they do it? It's like they have ESPN or something.

Like all Cocky Boys scenes, the chemistry between their stars is really what gets us off at the end of the day. Watching guys fuck is so much hotter when you can tell they really want to fuck each other. These aren't just some random dudes that were flown into town for a few scenes—these are the hot 20-something boys that hang out behind 7-11 and skateboard through the parking lot. And yes, we've always had a thing for those guys.

Do you think they hang out at the same 7-11 where FraternityX picked up Grant?

The whole video is essentially an excuse to try and DP little Ben Rose. We're happy to confirm that this little pocket gay knows his way around a dick or two, and can fit both of them in his mouth and in the back door at the same time. That neck tattoo makes him look tough on the street, but he's totally an insatiable little slut in bed. Seriously—have you seen the amount of saliva his mouth can produce? He's a fucking spit factory, and we just want to drink it.

He can't take both boners for too long, but in the words of Bravo Delta, "you can never have too much dick." We agree! Good thing they finished him off separately—we'd much rather watch Ben Rose drink cum than watch it slide down his back.