This Cooking Show Is Filthy

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And greasy, and amazing, and if it were a hit series on the Food Network, we would sit at home and watch it until the end of time. Like any charismatic television personality, user JackBudz is both charming and expressive. Culinary programming is all about storytelling; as viewers we want to come away knowing the step-by-step process for whipping up our favorite delicacy. In this case that confection is a rock-hard slippery dick that's truly mouthwatering.

The ingredients are quite simple: one cock-ring, one raging boner, two hands, and a tub of kitchen grease. Plus a chair and a webcam, of course. With his deliciously foul mouth, our host carefully talks us through each successive layer of lube as he greases up his pole. Like most cooking shows this one is all about the prep, but we're hoping next episode he'll demonstrate how to concoct the cream filling.

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