Ian Parker In Our Tom Daley Blowjob Fantasy

We promised to stop talking about the Olympics, but Tom Daley is fair game. We may not post every photo he tweets from vacation, but that doesn't mean we're not secretly jerking off to them in the tech closet at work. Hey, he's legal now. Remember?

Tom Daley tweeted a nude photo of himself.

Okay, okay. There's no peen here, and we've definitely seen more of his body, but there is technically no clothing in this photo. Tom is totally in his birthday suit.

He stripped down in an effort to get more followers on Keek—whatever that is. If Keek is a place for celebrities to share half-nude photos, then we're on board. Actually, we're going to sign up for it just because Tom Daley is holding the website's name in front of his junk.

You know what would make this photo better? Ian Parker on his knees. Wouldn't you agree?

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