Monogamous CockyBoys Couple Still Confused About Monogamy

October 22, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

Fans of Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero's first fuck-umentary scene for CockyBoys rejoiced last week when the site released another equally Austin-heavy love scene featuring the pair, this time with pocket gay Arnaud Chagall. In case you missed "Austony," this is your chance to hear them talk about how deeply they love each other again… right before fucking another guy.

Watching these boys describe their relationship to a camera is kind of like watching an episode of TLC's Sister Wives, a show about a polygamist fourple and their struggles. We're not quite sure Austin understands the word "monogamous," and listening to Anthony explain the situation is just as dark and poetic as The Bell Jar. Like every couple that plays, these boys have "rules" when it comes to fucking. We don't understand them, but maybe you will!

From what we gather, the boys are "monogamous" except when they:

A. Film a threesome scene for a porn studio
B. Find a hot boy to fuck together (non-porn)
C. Fuck other guys (separately) for a porn studio
D. All of the above. At once.

Hey, we're not writers either. We just write for Fleshbot on weekdays that end in "Y."

By the grace of Rule 14, Section 49, Clause B, Austin and Anthony are fucking little Canuck Arnaud Chagall, and it's hot regardless of whatever loose relationship rules are allowing it. Arnaud and Anthony take turns riding Austin's monogamous cock while both Austin and Anthony's monogamous mouths deepthroat their special guest's dick. Extra points for the monogamous makeout sesh that happens while Austin has his dick inside somebody who is in fact, not his monogamous partner.

We're down with couples that play, but these boys may be the first confirmed "monogamous" duo to remain "monogamous" after having sex with a third person. We just love groundbreaking porn! Who do you think this "monogamous" couple will bang next?