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It’s a Buyers Market When You Sell Cock

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We've seen some pretty wacky ways to sell a house, but nothing beats a real-life desperate call for suitors potential buyers! He may not be a porn star (yet), but Aussie realtor Kieren Gray is taking his clothes off for commission; add this to the "list of reasons why we love the Internet." Isn't the world a beautiful place?

He's probably not telling you about the shitty piping, failing electrical system, and blood-stained carpet, but Kieren's goods are all the smoke and mirrors you'll need to get over your secondhand house phobia. According to our heavy-tongued Aussie mayte, "this house is so hot, you've got to take your gear off before you get inside." We're hoping he means "clothing," because there's no way we're removing our cock ring and leather harness before taking a walkthrough.

Watch for 39 seconds as this cheeky dude pulls out all the euphemisms he can muster. This one's sizzlin!

Which room should we fuck in first?

· Video courtesy of Buzzfeed (Buzzfeed.com)

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