Fuck With Paddy O’Brian, He’ll Fuck You!

September 11, 2012
BRADFORD-MATTHEWS

It's two-for-one Tuesday at Fleshbot—a holiday we created five minutes ago to justify writing about Paddy O'Brian for two consecutive weeks. In case you missed our ode to Paddy O'Brian with one of the greatest GIFs in existence, you should check it out now. See? We told you it was pretty amazing.

Paddy's had a busy month. He's back on Men.com fucking Euro muslce bottom Marco Sessions In Bashed and Furious 2, and the voyeuristic third person in the background is pushing all the right buttons for us. How do we apply for that position in Paddy's next video? And more importantly, why didn't this guy join?

Marco fucked up some kind of bank heist, and it's put Paddy in some hot water. When Marco fails to empty the correct safe deposit box, there's only one thing to do. Hate fuck, of course. "If my ass is gonna be fucked, your ass is gonna be fucked," in his words. We seriously wished this happened more often in real life. The world would be a much safer place if criminals channeled their anger into pounding each other.

If this guy watching knew that bottoming for Paddy O'Brian was one of the UK's greatest honors (similar to receiving the Purple Heart in the US), he probably would have joined in. Alas, this mystery man stands guard and barely moves a muscle while watching. What self control! He actually makes one hot scene ornament—it probably wouldn't be the same without a handsome stranger lurking.

The only bad thing? Marco's feet! We get that this is a dirty warehouse, but his filthy feet have just become a breeding ground for disease. We hope Paddy fucked him again in the shower afterward...