Nothing Says ‘So Long Summer’ Like A Good Old Fashioned Melon-Fuck

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We see a watermelon and our instinct is to fill it with Svedka. A cantaloupe and we wonder how good-housekeeping gays manage to carve out those perfect little balls. Well, while we stand around making plans Starrkid sticks his dick in not one, but both. Now what are we going to serve all those Labor Day revelers?

With the end of summer nigh, every guy's scrambling to make the most of this season's harvest and plug up the nearest hole. Party hosts will just have to make the most of it. As for those fruit infused artisanal cocktails, could jizz be the new egg whites? You heard it here first.

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