That Awkward Woman And Other Men.com Musings

There's some strange things happening at Men.com's Str8 To Gay site this week—namely, the addition of a woman to a recent scene between super studs Bryce Star and Johnny Rapid. "We really don't like close-ups of dick shots or watching two men fuck exclusively. Gay porn is much hotter if a woman is in the shot," said no one ever.

Men.com likes to pull our leg a lot—making their porn stars pretend to be businessmen, sailors, etc. But this week, we're expected to believe not only that Johnny Rapid is straight (HA!), but that Johnny Rapid is willing to have sex with a dude only because it's going to turn his girlfriend on. Um…

We could spend ages debating the arousal factor of a women's place in gay porn. Hey, we can admit that sometimes it's hot to pretend these guys are straight, and watching a woman turn on a gay-for-pay star is hot because it's natural. We do, however, take issue with a storyline like this happening between Bryce Star and Johnny Rapid, two obviously homosexual, open porn stars. It's kind of insulting.

If you're going to throw a woman into bed with a man and call it "gay," at least have the courtesy to do it as well as Corbin Fisher does. We're not out searching for pussy every night, but we'd be lying if we said we hadn't jerked off to a whole lotta straight sex on ACS. Johnny Rapid's "girlfriend," however, is nothing but a total buzzkill. She does end up leaving halfway through the scene, but it's totally awkward. Couldn't she have at least given a handjob or something?

That being said, we'd definitely still suggest this scene to a friend. It's not bad, and after all, you can't watch enough of little Johnny. Johnny Rapid tops. Need we say more?

· Check out Johnny, Bryce, and the misplaced woman (Str8ToGay.com)