You Know What They Say About Kicks And Dicks

[xtube]O90Mz-C367-[/xtube]The age old adage about what a guy's shoe size says about his dick gets turned on its mushroom head in this jerk off vid that also doubles as the best Converse ad ever.

Hipsters just love defying convention, watch plasticbrainscar pull off the coup of proving that his grand French dick is, in fact, EVEN BIGGER than his fly footwear.

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